This is when you realize how many songs this movie has O.O
I think I don’t have an excuse, I just wanted to draw these ‘-‘
Do you know what a Black Widow movie means?
It means we get to watch 90 minutes of Scarlett Johansson crushing the patriarchy in a skintight black catsuit with a hunk of sexy named Jeremy Renner by her side, and if that is not the best thing you’ve ever heard then I don’t know what to do with you.
Shipping is such a strange concept. You fall in love with people falling in love.
turn it to rum.
OH I DON’T KNOW HARRY. MAYBE HE’S TRYING TO TURN IT INTO BLOOD. MAYBE ORANGE JUICE. HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW.
this is why you’re not in ravenclaw
you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map
moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC
*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin
idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were